Notes To Self - pt. 1
1. No matter how many times I take off my clothes, mom will always put them back on.
2. No more pooping in the house. Mom will always find it.
3. If I go outside and role around and get smelling good mom will always wash me.
4. Not all dogs think i'm cute and want to play with me. (though I don't know why)
5. The toy I want to play with will always be at the bottom of the toy basket.
6. The cat is not a toy nor does she want to play with me. EVER
7. The cats litter box is not a food bowl.
8. The cats food is not my food.
9. The cats toys are not my toys.
10. Not everyone enjoys my farts.
1 Comments:
At 4:35 PM, Paul Ippolito said…
Wow. A blog about a dog! I love it! Keep it going - it's entertaining and light. (And will somebody do something about these spam comments people keep posting??)
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