New Toy

Mom got a new toy the other day. I'm a bit short on toys right now sense I have destuffed about 30 dollars worth of toys in the last two weeks. That's ok. I'm sure I'll get some more to replace them. The only problem with this new toy is that mom won't let me play with it. All she let me do was sniff it a little bit and then she took it away. She says its not a toy for me. Whoever heard of such foolishness? The accepted rule of the house is that all things that can be played with in any way, are automatically mine. For her to flaunt this rule is equal to treason in my book!

Look at that toy. It's looks like it needs a good but whoopin' doesn't it? I am just the Boston Terrier for the job.