Notes To Self - pt.2

1. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

2. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

3. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

4. Mom does not want to play tug-of-war with her underwear when she’s on the toilet.

5. It is not polite to sit in the middle of living room and lick my butt when we have company.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

("Notes To Self - pt. 1" can be found here)