Notes To Self - pt.3
1. Mom’s hand is not a squeaky toy.
2. Do not stop to drink water as a way to avoid going outside on a rainy day. Mom has figured this trick out.
3. Do not try to crawl into Mom’s lap while she’s driving.
4. The sofa is not a face towel; neither is Mom’s lap.
5. People do not enjoy my aroma when I roll in dead things.
6. Mom does not enjoy me waking her up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
7. Do not chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, or mom will think I am hemorrhaging.
8. Mom does not appreciate it when I spend more than five minutes trying to find the perfect place to poop.
("Notes To Self - pt. 2" can be found here)
posted by Daisy the Boston Terrier @ 7:52 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:17 PM,
Ed and Kelly said…
Daisy,
You are verrry smart to write notes to yourself! I forget things too, sometimes....like just now when Mom was cooking supper and I got right under her feet and tripped her. Must remember not to be in kitchen!
I recommend the blue crayons. And I usually hide behind the door on rainy days.
And they're wrong about that smell...it's wonderful!
Gooch :)
At 12:01 PM,
Zeus said…
Mom's just don't understand that we don't like to go out in the rain AND sometimes it takes at least five minutes just to find the perfect pooping spot. My mom freaks out if I take too long too.
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