Car Wash

The other day, while mom and I were driving around, she decided to go through something called a "Car Wash." I had never been to one of these and wasn't to sure if I was going to like it or not.

It started spraying stuff on the car and I got a bit nervous.

Then It started spraying alot of stuff on the car. It was really loud and I got really nervous. I had to get down in the floorboard. Mom said she was sorry for scaring me and that she will never take me to a "Car Wash" again. She also said the "Car Wash" didn't really do any good anyway because all my nose prints are on the inside of the window.

Peanut Butter

Never mind, I forgive her.

Leather Shorts

I'm going to kill my mom for this.

My Mummy Cuz

I love my mummy cuz. Those little ridges really help me get a good grip on it when Mom and I play tug-of-war with it.

It also still squeeks. I only have two cuzs that still squeek and the other one is new. I guess it's that whole "The Curse of The Mummy" thing that keeps it sqeeking. Well, it's a curse for my mom at least.

Stell-a's Squeekie

Visit Stell-a. She is trying to trade up her red squeekie to something really good that her momo can sell on eBay. Then they will give all the proceeds to Animal Haven, a no-kill animal shelter. She is very generous to give up one of her squeekies. I don't know if I could bring myself to do that.

Please help doggies with no homes.

Peanut Butter Bone

Mom is so good to me sometimes. She knows how much I love peanut butter so she went out and killed a peanut butter monster and brought me back a bone to chew on. And I always thought that peanut butter came from peanuts. This just shows how much I still have to learn.

A Tenuous Peace

I think the squirrels and I have reached an agreement . . . for now. They agree now to mess with the plants and I agree not to bite there furry little hineys. However, I do not trust them. With this in mind I have continued with my patrols.

Like tonight for instance. Mom said it was raining and that the squirrels probably would not be out in the rain. That is probably just want they wanted me to believe. So I put on my ducky raincoat and told mom to let me out. I had a job to do.

This is me doing my job. You can't see me very well but that's a good thing. If you can't see me that well that means that the squirrels couldn't see me that well either.

After I finished my patrol I stayed on the porch to scan for enemy activity. Just because I need to protect mom's plants from squirrels doesn't mean I have to get really wet doing it.