I was a bit upset on Thanksgiving. My folks were cooking FABULOUS smelling food all day. Did they give me any? NO!!! They got to eat all that wonderful food and all I got was a special bowl to eat out of.
So, in honor of Thanksgiving I have written a haiku to express my feelings.
A Thanksgiving Haiku
That turkey smells good.
What? You won't give me any?
I'll puke in your shoes.