Busy, Busy, Busy
I am also a state certified popcorn inspector and I take my responsibilities very seriously. Rest assured that I will never back down in my quest to make sure that all popcorn is crunchy, buttery, and yummy.
I am a very social dog too. I often have friends over to visit so that I will remain connected to the outside world. This friend in particular has explained to me that it is polite to always look exactly like the person you are going to visit and do every thing that they do at the exact same time.
I also have several hobbies. This is an example of one of my favorite hobbies, sleeping in weird positions.
As you can see, I'm a very busy dog. In fact, I hear some popcorn popping that I need to go inspect.